Total Medals Earned: 1,505 (From 269 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,285 Points
Medals Earned: 8/18 (50/360 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Medals Earned: 4/31 (25/475 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Medals Earned: 11/24 (70/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (290/290 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/200 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (75/100 points)
Medals Earned: 3/24 (60/390 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Breaking a glass for the first time
Hide your head for the first time
Rescue all the ostriches in a non tutorial level
Break a reinforced glass with the help of another ostrich
Finish the game
Do a 20 Streak without falling in the sea
Bounce 20 Times
Bounce 50 Times
Stay in the Sea for 1 Minute (after the shark attack)
Collect 10 Bombs
Damage the Shark with 10 Bombs
Get 3 Jet Packs without falling down
Get 50 Sky Bonuses
Get 10 Near Misses
Get Eaten by the Shark 10 Times
Score 1 Million Points
Do a 50 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 2 Million Points
Get 20 Near Misses
Damage the Shark with 20 Bombs
Land on 10 Grass Platforms
Get 100 Sky Bonuses
Get Eaten by the Shark 30 Times
Collect 20 Bombs
Get 300 Sky Bonuses
Damage the Shark with 100 Bombs
Bounce 200 Times
Get 50 Near Misses
Do a 100 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 3 Million Points
Land on 30 Grass Platforms
Collect 100 Bombs
Score 5 Million Points
Do a 200 Streak without falling in the sea
You helped Gewb save his kid!
Eat 15 party bears in one level.
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
No...
Win a game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Beat the game
Beat the game on hard mode
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Pairs well with Boyfriend
You made Pico, congrats!
The man, the myth, the legend
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
