Total Medals Earned: 1,491 (From 265 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,040 Points
Medals Earned: 4/10 (95/310 points)
Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form
Defeat Vasekto's first form
Defeat Vasekto's 3rd form
Defeat Vasekto's 4th form
Lose all your lives
Get spiked
Blow up all roaming bots
Beat the game without getting hit
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (45/295 points)
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Medals Earned: 6/9 (35/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/260 points)
drop from 5 meters height
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
kill 30 chickens
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 9/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 16/30 (80/150 points)
Level 1
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 16
Level 17
Level 18
Level 19
Level 20
Level 21
Level 22
Level 23
Level 24
Level 25
Level 26
Level 27
Level 28
Level 29
Level 30
Medals Earned: 5/15 (25/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 3/40 (80/500 points)
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Medals Earned: 13/29 (170/500 points)
Kill 2 zombies
Kill the Widow
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill the Foreman
Restore 5000 health points total
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill the Rat King
Freeze 50 enemies
Collect 50 peppers
Have $2000 in hand
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Kill the Green Beret
Kill The Space Hunter
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
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